freebee charachters
Hans Kracker-Flex- eurotrash , hypocryte, drives a porxhe. BUT its just a cover. he really is driven along an age long curse, which he must nagate, only by acting like a douchbag. personally he would prefer to devote his life to collecting Beatles paraphernalia.
Nikolai the third Baron of Shpartz-the red baron as he is known in the semi-amature theater circle. hopes to bring ferns to their deserved popularity.
Avrahm Moriarty- the love child of a 80's eurotrash star. dreams of opening a quail farm. involved in a blood fued with a loss adjuster called Brenda Tetris.
Brenda Tetris - siffered greatly in her childhood, which toughned her up and made her a leading professional. has a peculiar phobia about tangerines. completely unaware of Avrahm Moriarity's existance indirectly owns an asbestos dump site.
Twarf, the Ashkashian- an official emmisery of the Guild of Oppressors. composes ultimatums , and edicts in verse form. his slaves bare on their skin those poems which he deemed to be worth preseving. covets rich asbestos deposits. emotionally attached to a producer of reality TV shows.
Commander Tony "Anchovy" Cardzinski - an inspector of nuclear silos. known throughout the nuclear deterence community for his moist brownies, which he shares in insoections. he earned his nickname the hard way...
Sarhadon of Ur. a decendant of the Issarian dynasty. practices yoga, and is creating a synthetic languages that he hopes will replace all languages . has intensly vivid memories of riding a war chariot.
Maze MacCorncorn- a sentient online farm simulator. lives in constant fear of locust. later in its life, it was possessed by a demon, who is very interested in origami.