Challenge
What is the "best-worst" line you've ever written?
A line with all the poetry of a screaming raccoon. Maybe a snippet of dialogue, maybe a can of metaphor-worms. Could be funny, or dumb, or just plain sad. Interpret however you wish. I'll be posting mine if you'd like to use that as a reference.
When I was little I used to think that if I cried enough I could flood my room and drown myself and now I realize that probably wasn't normal.