The Simpsons Did It
Collusion. Patriarchy. Istanbul. I don’t know what any of those words mean, but I do know something.
The Simpsons is a popular American show about jaundiced individuals living in the nations worst state capital. A significant point of interest about these diseased peoples is that often what happens in the show happens in real life. We’ve seen this phenomenon time and time again, from when The Simpsons predicted 9/11, to the time they predicted the Ebola outbreak. With so many accurate predictions, how is it possible so many were all correct?
Ladies and gentlemen, this were no predictions, these were planned events. It’s not often that federal agencies co-operate with kids cartoons, but it does happen. This is one of those cases.
The accidental use of a 9/11 magazine? Whoops, gotta do something to make this show have better ratings. Ebola outbreak? We could do that.
The fact of the matter is that when said cartoons make wild predictions, this is all part of the plan. Government agencies get royalties off of these shows, and making their “predictions” accurate not only controls the public but also reels them back in to these shows, making the government rich.