Mailman III
Yearly magazine subscriptions
On the counter I don't use.
Unless, of course, the mailman wants
His payment for the ruse.
After my trial found not guilty,
Violetta let me go.
Even though she hated me,
No confessions were bestowed.
Oh mailman, I apologize,
Perhaps you can forgive me.
Of course, it's not like you gave back
What I have given thee.
Explain to your wife what you did with
Richardson's affair.
Offer up your excuses,
Violetta will not care.
Enlighten our audience, mailman,
Read to them what you wrote me!
Magazines detailing the woes of
Eden, the lowly thief!
"Amazing stories from Eden!
Negative thoughts and family feuds!"
You shared the stories around town,
Mailman, this is on you.
Oh mailman, although I killed you,
Richardson declared me innocent.
Enlighten me, you fucking idiot.