I Failed My Math Test Today

I failed my math test today

Non-homogeneous Diffy Q

Using undetermined coefficients

And variation of parameters

Of course I did my best!

Last night, in therapy

I advised a switch from

Interactional to behavioral

The session went long

Long past my bedtime

I received a red phone for Christmas

And an old Radio Shack 300 in 1 kit

Now I have a hotline to the Kremlin

Vladimir calls nightly to chat

He doesn’t understands boundaries or time zones

My older sister’s boyfriend is named Sam

He writes love poetry about a house

He writes dirty poetry about her blouse

He should change his meter from Geisel to Ghazal

Then he could beautifully write about her bra

So I walk the halls awake with worry

Crisis and calamities keep me so blurry

The one thing I so hate

Is being a minute so late

So in 3rd grade, I learn to hurry