I didn’t want to go, but I’m glad I did
I didn’t want to go, but I’m glad I did
She sent me the invitation
Certain she didn’t want me to RSVP
She was following protocol
Instead of stalking me
My friends said I should attend
To let others see what she missed
I would have settled for an explanation
And a sincere, goodbye kiss
I donned my best suit
And straightened my tie
My business shoes took the polish
I became candy for her unsettled eye
I could have walked the distance
Lured by the sound of the church bell
Will my consternation make today her day?
Is my confusion an easy tell?
I kept to myself
Greeting no one on the floor
They also did likewise
I was there to ignore
Only one wanted to see me
Scrutinizing my thinly veiled pain
I didn’t give her the satisfaction
She only saw my stoic restrain(t)
So, I sat through the song
And, I stood through the march
Then, I listened to that question
Remaining silent. Remaining starched.
By 1 pm
I was ready to go
I confirmed what I already knew
There was no bar set too low
Her marriage was over
Before it began
Some people provoke jealousy
Some people refuse the sham
The groom to be
Became the groom that ran
The bride that hedged
Became the bride left stand(ing)
And I happily departed
Exactly as I arrived
Bachelor status confirmed
Cuckold status denied