Challenge
Drabble challenge April 2024: ARISE
Spring has sprung and it's the Easter season. (Yeah, yeah, it was in March, but just go with it, eh?) This month's drabble challenge is THE UNDEAD. Give me a 100 word prose story, using standard English and punctuation, that tells a tale of the restless dead, arisen from their eternal slumber. Zombies, Vampires, Wights, Revanants, you pick it. I'll pick the winner sometime around the first of May.
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THE RISING OF THE UN-UN-UN-DEAD.
Sometimes, Robbie perched on trees just so that he could poop on people's heads.
It wasn't his fault. He felt lacking whenever he didn't.
Robbie felt violated when instead of a person, he pooped on a zombie.
Zombies didn't care. It just went on biting people and being moronic.
Robbie always wondered how the living folks who were spry, fast, and intelligent could be conquered so fast by these shambling heaps of rotten imbeciles.
Robbie flapped his wings, taking off and looked over the apocalyptic landscape but he couldn't spot a single human anywhere in the vicinity.
Robbie squawked, annoyed.