quarter service

I didn't even realize I was a piece of shit

Until i finally took a shit in a public bathroom at the place I'm a very regular customer of

And

The toilet paper was chained to the handicapped rail.

Going to charge me 3+$ a load to wash and more than that in dignity to dry my asshole after your expired vending machine goods reeked havoc on what was left of me in this overlit quarter raping boredom fetish of a business you slumlord over?

And to think I was gonna just give my bed bugs and Chlamydia without at least testing the plumbings explosion capabilities... You godamn ingrate