IT

Johnny had an iPod 6ptx

In Minnesota he lost IT

I mean he lost his mind

All the Connectors and

Contacts fell out till

He was Blind

Donald Trump

Mother Teresa

Vanna White

He cussed

Is this what success is

Into the umpteenth Century?

Talking to the Empty

Screen to scream

Johnny had a Shot

Actually he had a Lot

He had a Winchester

He had Honey Bourbon

He had a one in a million

Hole in one

In Minnesota

He lost IT

I mean he lost his power

All the giga bytes in the data wiped

Verizon said,

No

No bars on his cell yet

No county penitentiary

No booze, off Broadway

He'd get his wagon on

Overdrive

AA

AAA and

Ay! ay! ay! ay!

Wait a minute

Johnny'd rather have the Rolly

But he still has a Timex

And he could do it,

Right.