Why So Tight Lipped?

911,What's your emergency?

It'S Mark Tucker.She made me laugh again.

Are you serious?

How bad is it this time?

It was deadpan.

One joke after another.

It really hurts.

I tried not to SMILE.

But she was relentless.

She had you in stitches eh?

That's not funny.

ok,I'LL send help right away.

Ow,that hurts.She's gonna PAY for this.

Were almost done here Mr Tucker.

There how does that feel?

Just Joking.

Ok,now were gonna run a few tests.

Knock knock?

I'm sorry,i couldn't help myself.

Mr Tucker.Here's an hour of deadpan jokes.

I'LL be in the next room.

If you feel any discomfort wave to me.

An hour passes by.

Everything looks good Mr Tucker.

We'll have you hooked back up to the iv in no time.

Meals on wheels,get it!

I guess in your case Mr Tucker laughters not the best medicine.

Although one time i had a patient with severe constipation.

I gave him an audio of dark comedy.

He laughed so hard he shit himself.

It gives a new meaning to comedy relief.

Before you go Mr Tucker,please sign here.

This is for the cost FOR ambulance,emergency room visit,and THE STITCHES...

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