the lazy workout

once zoe said "you gotta do what you gotta do, and i gotta do what i gotta do."

and what i gotta to do is some lazy workout.

“what’s a lazy workout?” you ask.

well, it’s like working out as if you’re favourin' the idea of workin' out.

“that sounds so silly,” you say.

well, what if silly works.

i mean, that’s how it worked for em'.

i remember those days of em' when.....(bufferin')

btw, did you catch em's cameo somewhere, maybe?

anyways, the routine goes,

one push-up.

one pull-up.

one chin-up.

one crunch. (Aye, don’t doubt my style.)

one squat.

one dip.

simple.

em' call it a lazy workout because workin' out feels like a commitment. once you start, missin' even one day feels like cheatin'—and em' can’t live with that burden. plus, who has the time, energy or even motivation? in another word, the lazy workout is a regime for all ems, its slogona goes "to the em'. for the em'. by the em'."

roger.