Meet My Penis (Meet Virginia Parody, Weird Al Style)

Warning - may offend. Also feel a little guilty about this one. Sorry folks. Also, if you don't know weird al yankovich, please look it up, or this might get a little...you guessed it...weird.

He can make a mess

Hair is always a wreck

Give him somethin he won't resist

He's best when full

Rises twice a day, wait it's

me but anyway

He doesn't listen

To me much

He thinks he's beautiful

Meet my penis

He always circumcises

Makes babies loves surprises

Breaks the condom

When he rises

Ain't it beautiful

Meet my penis

Well he wants to screw the queen

Then he thinks about that seam

Pushes faster when she screams

He really wants to plant his seed

Happy strokin masturbater

Thinkin of the open up in layers

Her oven is a hesitater

When it comes to him

He just lifts his head again

Just like me he loves the slit

He likes to sit at home

And rip up vagin-as

Meet my penis, Mmmmm

Well he wants to give it twice

Then he thinks about the price

Pulls the skin back as he streams

"I don't really want to end this fast"

He only rises at midnight

When the entrance is sealed tight

His timing is quite impossible

His ending is tragic, but his goals they

Are magic. The shape of his shaft,

Is unusual.

Meet my penis please don't wait to

Meet my penis, yeah yeah hey hey hey

Well he wants to meet the queen and

He wants to make her scream

Well he wants to make a life

So he plants his love inside

Pulls the skin back as he creams

I really wanna hit the queen

I, I really wanna hit the queen

I, I really wanna hit the queen

I, I really wanna give her this