Meet My Penis (Meet Virginia Parody, Weird Al Style)
Warning - may offend. Also feel a little guilty about this one. Sorry folks. Also, if you don't know weird al yankovich, please look it up, or this might get a little...you guessed it...weird.
He can make a mess
Hair is always a wreck
Give him somethin he won't resist
He's best when full
Rises twice a day, wait it's
me but anyway
He doesn't listen
To me much
He thinks he's beautiful
Meet my penis
He always circumcises
Makes babies loves surprises
Breaks the condom
When he rises
Ain't it beautiful
Meet my penis
Well he wants to screw the queen
Then he thinks about that seam
Pushes faster when she screams
He really wants to plant his seed
Happy strokin masturbater
Thinkin of the open up in layers
Her oven is a hesitater
When it comes to him
He just lifts his head again
Just like me he loves the slit
He likes to sit at home
And rip up vagin-as
Meet my penis, Mmmmm
Well he wants to give it twice
Then he thinks about the price
Pulls the skin back as he streams
"I don't really want to end this fast"
He only rises at midnight
When the entrance is sealed tight
His timing is quite impossible
His ending is tragic, but his goals they
Are magic. The shape of his shaft,
Is unusual.
Meet my penis please don't wait to
Meet my penis, yeah yeah hey hey hey
Well he wants to meet the queen and
He wants to make her scream
Well he wants to make a life
So he plants his love inside
Pulls the skin back as he creams
I really wanna hit the queen
I, I really wanna hit the queen
I, I really wanna hit the queen
I, I really wanna give her this