Think of one of the worst products you have ever owned, or do own for that matter. Now write an advertisement (like would be on Craigslist, FB marketplace, an online product description, etc.) spinning all of the product's worst qualities as its best. Example: "This washing machine guaranteed to never get your clothes clean, so you can finally live out your Crust Punk dreams!" Play around with format how you like. Have fun and tag me in the comments.

My favorite bird is the red-winged blackbird. It has these intense, daring red flashes on its wings and they are just so lovely and remind me of all the pleasant bits of my childhood. Birds in general are amazing and although I am jaded about many things I can still appreciate the simple beauty of a bird in rest or flight. I would love to read your bird poems, your bird dreams, your bird horror stories, whatever you got for me. Anything goes as long as you meet that minimum limit of 15 words. Oh, and please tag me!

Bumper-to-bumper traffic and you look over into the car next to you and see someone you never wanted to see again. Minimum word count to satisfy TheProse is 15. Tag me in the comments, please!