Book Wonder
Summary: Born with facial differences that, up until now, have prevented him from going to a mainstream school, Auggie Pullman becomes the most unlikely of heroes when he enters the local fifth grade. As his family, his new classmates, and the larger community all struggle to discover their compassion and acceptance, Auggie's extraordinary journey will unite them and prove you can't blend in when you were born to stand out.
Based on what I read, I wrote a poem from Auggie's perspective:
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I am brave and observant
I wonder why I look this way
I hear people talking about my face
I am brave and observant.
I pretend I don't see them staring at me
I feel myself crying in the inside
I touch my squished face and feel me
I worry if I will ever have a normal face that nobody notices
I cry because I don't have a normal face
I am brave and observant.
I understand why my family protects me
I speak of why I look so ugly
I dream to have people not stare at me
I try to ignore people who stare at me
I hope I have a normal face
I am brave and observant!
Original Joke-Day 3
Husband slaps wife really hard after getting so mad and frusturated at her.
When he notices how mad she became, he said "Only those who truly love you hit you!"
The wife replies cleverly "Let me to show you how much I love you!" After saying this, she started beating him up with the broom in her hand and he ended up in hell for his sins. She then looking at his dead body, calmed herself down by saying, "I killed him with my love, He had an overdosage of my sweetness and as a result, It was obvious he was going to die of diabetes!"
Original Joke-Day 2
2 friends were walking through the forest when they saw a bush moving so violently. Milo said "Oh No... Oh, God...Oh, God...Oh, God... Look, There's a ghost in the bush, No wonder we don't see anybody but the way it's shaking totally gives it off." Ryan then replied laughing, "Oh, It must be no ghost but lovers inside! See, they're showing the result of love so my dear child, you shall never fall in love and even if you do, never inside a bush or else people like us might come for a closer look... (Wink!) Let's go check it out!"
My Original Joke of the Day!
Husband: When you wear a red dress with white shoes underneath it, You look... (He said with a tempted look)
Wife: How do I look?
Husband: Instead ask, What do you look like?
Wife: Ok, What do I look like?
Husband: An ambulance.
Wife: WHAT??? (With her face all red; Burning on the inside)
Husband: ...But, The only difference is that...
Wife: (Curious and tempted to hear but not ready for any more insults) Listen, I don’t want to hear any more insults, understand... I hate you!!!
Husband: An ambulance takes the inured but you... You leave the people injured with their hearts stabbed!!!
Wife: Awww, Thank you so much!!! I LOVE YOU!!!
UNIQUE CARD IDEAS (With Household Items)
Gift Scratch-Off Cards
How To:
*First cover all the workspace so it doesn't get messy_Idea: With Old Newspapers
1. Fold a paper into a card
2. Take a dish
3. Into the dish, mix 2 tablespoons of acrylic paint with 1 tablespoon of dish-soap
4. Onto the card write "Scratch off for a gift!" onto the top-middle section of the card
5. Underneath write 3 options of gifts you can provide, then, cover those 3 options individually with large separate pieces of tapes each completely and fully covering each option.
6. Apply the mixture from the dish onto each of the pieces of tape.
*Allow time for the mixture onto the tape to dry and give out the 'unique' card!
Happy New Year
*In advance
I wish you all a very Happy New to you and yours!
Goals & After New Year Discussion
Hey guys, so how was your New Year party? Enjoyed? Are you still in the after-party
mood, having a hangover with your dancing shoes still on? Or are you all charged up
and getting for 2020? I'm sure most of you have started planning ahead and made some awesome resolutions, the same way you did in 2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 and so on. Getting a flashback of your memories of your goals, right? Probably things like I want to lose weight, learn English and become fluent in it, go for a trek and so many more things and I'm sure you have planned everything in the right spirit and you had before and you had good intentions of achieving them but somehow you lost your track and the resolutions failed. Do you want to repeat that this year as well? Even in 2020, the same story is going to repeat and I'm sure that you're going to fail in achieving your resolutions and you know why? Because unknowingly you're making some very common mistakes which a lot of people make while they plan their resolutions. Today I'm going to talk to you about the most common tradition that comes with every New Year, yes resolutions guys you must have seen so many videos out there telling us about resolutions and motivating us towards them. Then we prepare a long list of resolutions, yet, we (always) fail. By January end we have given up on them and by June we have forgotten about them. But how about reverse engineering our learning process. Let us learn why our resolutions fail instead and then learn how to fix this problem in a smart way. Let's begin, so guys water resolutions first and foremost? Resolutions are nothing but goal settings. They're firm decisions or promises to yourself to do or not to do something. We usually have resolutions which like goals, for instance, this year I would take a road trip and we also have resolutions which fall in the not to do something category like a bad habit, for instance, this year I will quit smoking. Now guys no matter which type of resolution we promise, the problem we are dealing with is why they fail. Let's see why they fail and how we can fix it. One of the major problems is that people fail because they are not able to prioritize their resolutions and ‘they want it all and they want it now’ do you agree with me? Okay, so quickly grab a pen and a notepad for this, list down all your resolutions pointwise on the paper, right? So you'll have points like losing weight, buying a laptop, buying an iPhone, cutting down on junk food, yeah? Eating healthy, taking a road trip, etc. Now, in front of each point just mark your degree of priority: there are four degrees, ‘urgent, high, medium and low’. When you start making these, you will consider the urgent-most priority to be the one which is basically the need of the hour. Which if you do not do, there are more losses in the coming future. Now, for example, let's say I'm a graphic designer and my laptop has started to give me trouble, so what would be my urgent-most priority? That would be buying a laptop. I can still survive with my current phone for basic necessities and purposes. So I can mark the iPhone as a medium priority, then cutting down on junk food as urgent. My road trip can just go to low priority for now. Now my priorities are clear, now I can pick the urgent and high priority ones and start working on them!