Visit your favorite video-sharing website. Search 'euthanasia.' Neglecting harsh criticism and religious dogma, become acquainted with the subject. Write a poem. Write a will. I'll be here, awaiting your subtle revelations.

Crushes can be maddening, but the desperation of an established relationship is often worse. Write a vignette in which your love is frustrated by insecurity.

Write a formal apology to the body parts you accidentally injure most often or with the greatest intensity. Identify your personal cause of clumsiness, i.e. impatience, shortsightedness, and giddy thrills. This is meant to be lighthearted; please avoid sinister forms of self-harm unless the result is somehow hilarious.

Go outside (yes, OUTSIDE) and find yourself a piece of nature, living or otherwise. Use unusual language and comparisons to make a memorable point.

You're an insect in love. With whom? Well, I'll let you decide.

If stars were not made of bright, gaseous flame, what might they be? Illuminate me.

Thank Stephen Hawking for this one: attempt to verbalize the significance of multiple universes as theory or reality. Be subtle.

Open your eyes to the mundane. Turn your findings into something memorable.

Select an animal noise and defend its importance to humanity. Form is irrelevant.