There was Vashonah

Philistine Friseur

Coiffeur extraordinaire

in time when what was on the head

was more important than what was in it

a heritage Phillistine, a treasure to cherish

with model Delilah at its top

There was Hasmoneh

Jewish Friseur

Barbier, Haarschnitt exemplified

at days when Jews

not knowing yarmulkas

cherished the waves God gave them on the skull

with model Samson to be had at all costs.

Heathen Egypti

mother of pearls, perfumes, pomades, and other women's descent into hell

celebrated hair temple

inviting the world

Vashonah and Hasmoneh too

to their concern

Samson and Delilah there travailed

bathed and dressed in warnings of dire

and had sex

with hair unruffled

and fight

"Your wave of hair is an affront to Herrenfrieseur in and Schonheitsalon"

adamantine Delilah bellowed

"No Bader, no Barbier wird schnitt the cat you have on your skull!" enforced Samson his solution. And as he could break the temple they were sleeping in, she shut up; forced.

Samson, from all pomades and perfumes dizzy fell on the sleep floor. Delilah, Haarkunstler's extreme, could not allow affront to her Bader school of Friseur to continue and cut the revolting curls.

And that is how

the 27-year Barbier war between Philistines and Jews did begin.

Charlene

Breezy, windy

wiry did you make

through the night.

My Charlene

roses effigy

in my garden.

olive and lovely

disparu Charlene.

I water you with my tears

my unique love

diūshī de Charlene.

In eternal glory

her statue lies there

hilang Charlene.

Not needing nutrients.

She is taking care of it—

underneath sculpture.

Gone Charlene…

Now we laugh

all.

Children did not, then..

Serious is their word of the day,

and serious out-thrown was I,

me --

as not to

overshadow,

overblossom,

overbloom --

in short to

overflower

the tiny war of feelings,

baby tournament,

competition done with fruits of the meadow.

Young, me, that was,

charms galore,

made in moment one,

and

became a queen of attention.

As flowers flowered,

flowery,

only in the flow,

of

where my shadow flew.

Now we laugh..

All.

rain is

drops are

thin washline exist

how

dwell on it tiny specks of water?

don't they

know

there is

only

down

down

down

in

be-uniting earth?

still

they

cling

and so

do

I

Age of rape

Oh Heavenly Policeman

help,

rape,

help.

What is it, oh, frail human?

She embraced me,

does not let me go,

is holding me more and more-

stronger and stronger.

All without my consent!

And who is that trespasser?

Old age....

Fever I fear

meter of thermos I buy

and

get

with it

instructions in 23 languages.

longer than meter

several grades

for a thingy

I use so, I press

once...

Hey, you!

Hey you, with la loud tongue

reading this, help my wrong

I went to smoke my lil' bong

and that it really wasn't long

and who stole the rest of song??;

instead of it, I suck my dong...

This is the reason why

there are no rhymes after that

there won't be till I find it..

son of n net

Immigrant, emigrant Le-Fritz

crushed, crashed hotel Ritz

in plushy, cushy place of glitz

on New York, he gladly spits.

Ham ham, ha, das ist ein Witz

es war wircklich in das Biarritzk

Do I,

I do,

drink.

Alcohol-

forgetter of

not to remember.

After,

drink two,

to forget,

that,

I,

want to forget.

Try,

just try,

nearing,

two-legged soft meat.

You hide,

pointy sleep

in your hand

but I learned.

I will impress

my new, tearing,

implant teeth

in your flesh

first.

Unwelcome,

dentist of mine