Top Five Reasons I’m a Proser
Unlike other sites, I'm not REQUIRED to review certain posts.
I don't need to go to an adult area to use the f word.
I've earned $7.00 and should have enough soon for a discounted Tesla Cybertruck.
The lady writers here are HOT.
Prose notifications give me an endorphin kick.
3/6/2025
Mountainfuck Gigantor
can't see his ribs
the slabs are lost behind his bloat
and a bullet in his gut
would barely pierce the outer coat
or he'd fall into a river
but his fat would make him float
or a noose around his neck
would only snap the fuckin' rope
so if you're messin' with his shit
you best be runnin' down a slope
cuz if you're crushed beneath his feet
you'll know his skills are fuckin' dope
2/28/2025
His Chiding Luv Ditty
Henry McHottie was digging up high
when he found him a booger—
he said to his luv
"luv please pass me the sugar"
she gave him the bowl
on a plate of her scones
lambasting his face
with her cruel overtones:
"for a sliver of hope
that you'll ever be fucked
you'd best find a lady
whose fingers doth pluck"
2/26/2025