Challenge
Write me the most hilarious "phobia" you can find: don't forget to tag me @HashtagFiction [ If you can't write 15 words, just put some random stuff at the bottom of the post :) ]
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Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia
This phobia is real--the fear of being an appleknocking country cousin. And in case you were wondering, yes, the name of the phobia is written in latin and yes, I made the name up myself. But I assure you, the phoba is one hundred percent real.
By the way, Knockermalumregionepropinquusphobia can be translated "appleknocker country cousin."
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