Challenge
Write me the most hilarious "phobia" you can find: don't forget to tag me @HashtagFiction [ If you can't write 15 words, just put some random stuff at the bottom of the post :) ]
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Anatidaephobia.
Anatidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
LOL. This one was also from Gary Larson's Far Side