You are washing your hands in a public restroom of a cafe when you hear a slamming sound and out from behind comes a person dressed in 1890's clothing. There is a swirling quickly disappearing orb of green light that disappears completely between blinks. You know you are the only one in the bathroom. No one was here when you came in and no came while you were there. The stride towards you, eyes wide, and ask: "Where am I?" Write a short story following this scenario and how you would respond. Not how a character would respond but how you would respond.