Creepy Clowns Currently in the News. PLEASE if the real news story does turn out to be pedophiles I am *not* making light of it - however - due to it being topical - write a story on what the real news story "may be" about. Why are these clowns seen in the woods luring children? The real police have not found 1 tiny shred of evidence yet; why? If you haven't heard about the real story here it is http://www.people.com/article/more-reports-creepy-clown-sightings-south-north-carolina