Near Deaf

You can't be taken seriously,

when yelling the word wimbledot,

and you are only taken seriously,

when yelling the word shraknit.

You must be suspicious,

when someone calls you a fiflet,

or ninclopter,

or gantacter,

It's tough not to be embarrassed,

when saying blamfiztle,

and it's hard to say the word gloopta,

without a pause.

Not to mention the awkwardness,

when someone says flibbit aloud.

Or the confusion around the word,

Jantimickguggetalionous.

Words are so wierd when you don't hear them right.

What did you just say?

Whamtistalioniclite?