I Did Two. And Dang it, They Don’t Really Rhyme (Don’t Judge Me!). And One of Them Actually Has Three Truths and Two Lies. Oh, Well. Who Sai

I am deathly allergic to shrimp.

I did a very short stint as a pimp.

If you look closely, you'll see I walk with a slight limp.

When it comes to injustice, I am an absolute wimp.

I used to be quite vain, with a penchant to primp.

I love to write, so Of COURSE I have several blogs!

I live in a city where there goes much schmoozing and smog!

I get up at four A.M. every single morning to jog!

I look forward to post-Turkey day and post-Pumpkin Latte Craze, because, duh, I love eggnog. 

(that last one must be true, because look at the length of it!)

I have...um... four cats and three dogs?