Pull it, if you please.
"What a glorious weather for this cup of coffee."- I say to myself as I take tiny sips of my hot coffee. "It's snowing outside and this really keeps me warm". I cuddle tightly unto my comfy blanket, sitting on the couch reading my favourite book- when winter sets. This feels really good, so so warm, wait a second it's hot! It's burning! To this effect, I jump off the couch, dropping my hot coffee in the process. "Aw!" - I hear a familiar squeal. I turn around only to find the love of my life, who doesn't know he's the love of my life but is the love of my life holding a fully loaded gun to my temple. I guess I had been so engrossed in my coffee that I didn't hear when he came in. I almost never lock my doors since no one ever came by anyway. "Bethel, what are you doing here?" - I ask. "How do you know me? why did you ruin me? my wife she's gone, you bloody killed my wife!" - Bethel remarked in so much pain. "So many questions which do I answer first?" - I asked rhetorically in a sinister manner. "I'll just do a summary, I love you Bethel, can't you see? I killed your wife and left a message- my address because she was standing in the way of our happy ever after, I really love you Bethel, I've read all your tweets, liked all the photos of you that exist on the internet, If you like, I can show you the shrine I built for you and a miniature statue of you in my basement, If I can't have you, no one else deserves...". With a swift movement Bethel swept me off my feet, put his arm around my neck and tightened his grip on it, he was choking me. "Listen you devil, enough with your rubbish talk, your ruined my life now I'll return the favour." - Bethel said as he motioned his finger to the trigger. "Wow! this is just as I dreamt, you and me alone in the same room, with you telling such sweet things." "don't be a fool, Bethel I would be more than honored to die in your arms, now pull the trigger if you please."