They’re Just Words
"...Seriously? 'Orange-Feather-Castle'? That's your safe word?" asked a skin-tight latex dominatrix with disdain on her lips.
"What's wrong with it?" asked her paunch-ridden gimp.
"Well, it's a mood-killer, for one," she replied.
"Okay, fine, what's your suggestion?" he asked.
"'Don't stop'."
*****
"Sir, we've finally done it! We've compiled the only known list of words which are impossible to use, in any order, to offend someone," Johnson said enthusiastically as he waved a piece of paper in the air.
"Wh-at? No way, that's impossible," Reginald intoned doubtfully.
"No sir, that word is not on the list," replied Johnson.
"All right, fine; let me see it," Reginald said as he snatched the piece of paper away from his subordinate. "Johnson, there are only three words on this list,"
"Yes sir," Johnson nodded in the affirmative.
"Orange...feather...and castle?" Reginald read aloud.
"That is correct, sir," said Johnson.
"Well I am offended that this list is so short. Go compile me a longer list," Reginald ordered.
That was when Johnson's CPU overloaded and his head exploded like a Samsung Note 7.
Robots will never be able to pass the Turing Test.
*****
"Knock-knock," said a frilly, tiny, and pink princess.
"Who's there," asked her father, King Shaggybeard.
"Feather," she said.
"Feather who?" he asked.
"Orange you glad I'm not a castle?" she delivered with a big bright smile.
That might not be how the joke format supposed to works but King Shaggybeard still laughed and really, that's the most important thing.
*****
"Howl's Feather's Moving Castle? Kiki's Orange Delivery Service? My Orange Neighbor Totoro? These are the worst knock-off names I've ever heard," scrutinized a balding Caucasian man in his mid-40's. He was touring the streets of Hong Kong and happened upon a bootleg stand.
"Hey, I worked hard on those," the Chinese bootlegger said with hurt feelings.
"Well, put some orange feather castle on that and say that so someone who cares," said the ungrateful tourist just before a crate full of oranges fell from a nearby truck and sent him to the feather castle above.