Expectations

Hands behind your back 

Back straight 

Head held high, but not too high,

Don't speak

Don't look

Show some skin, but hide all of it 

Laugh pleasantly, but not too loudly 

Have Double D's but a thigh gap 

Lose weight but don't let me see your ribs 

Do the impossible and don't get surgery 

this is what it takes to get a husband.