'Oh god my head.'

'Dude, your house is trashed.'

'What happened last night.'

'All I remember is a bucket of chicken. A baseball baby some cat videos and a rubber squeaky toy.'

'I don't know where you were but I'm pretty sure there was a stripped donkey, some clown paint and sparky.'

'Your dog?'

'No, the gol- where's my fucking goldfish.'

'Cindy took him.'

'The hell she do that?'

'Like I know man. Now back to the turkey sandwich and the jar of peanut butter.'

'Was that before or after we stole that car?'

'Dude, I think we need to stop playing your Xbox and passing out drunk.'

'Fuck, you're right. But Cindy really took fucking sparky?'

'Yeah. Right after she dumped your ass.'