Oink.

I would have a Vietnamese pot bellied pig. I would dress him up every late afternoon and we would go out for walks in the neighborhood to the wonderous delights of little ones and the quivering fear of big dogs.

My health won't allow this, right now. I'll settle for who I have, several little green houseplants who watch over me for just a little caring, water, sun, and the sometime protection from the cold.