Day 001

Today marks one day since it began. The apocalypse. The end of the world. So I guess that it's technically the second day.

So what ended the world? Nuclear war? Donald Trump? Aliens? The anti-Christ? In the words of Donald Trump, "WRONG!"

In the end, it was the zombies. Who would've guessed? Now, zombies is a pretty broad category. You have the fast and strong World War Z zombies that take a tactical nuke to take down, the slow-ass Walking Dead zombies that still somehow sneak up on the survivors, and everything in  between. Lucky for us, it's the slow ones.

It was pretty weird. All of a sudden, about 1/4 of the population dropped dead, according to the news(which, as we know, hasn't always been a good source of information). After several minutes of confusion, they rose again. Turns out, it wasn't the best #andyscomingchallenge ever performed.

No one really thought much of it. For like 30 seconds. Then a bunch of people got their body chomped apart. Really, it was pretty scary.

As for me, I was in a pretty advantageous situation. I used to watch zombie movies all the time, so I knew the stuff. What's this? A zombie apocalypse protagonist that knows how to survive? Unheard of.

There I was in the middle of class. Mrs. Teacher was talking about differential equations or something. I was never one to pay attention in class. I mean, why would I if I had a 5.0 GPA without having paid attention to a single word she said all year?

Anyways, a bunch of kids in my class dropped dead on the floor. I was pretty upset since I thought I was missing out on some organized flash mob. But when they started to get up and walk all zombie-like, I knew something was up. I wasn't going to be that stupid guy that walks toward apparent danger. I ran outta that class faster than Usain Bolt.

All around me were familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces. They were also all either dead or dying.

Outside, I hopped on the first bike I saw. Ripped it right off its weak chain. Its owner was probably dead anyway. If they weren't and they came looking for the bike, I'm really sorry. Early bird gets the worm. I'll keep it clean for you.

Anyway, I made it home, which happened to be in a gated community. Boy, this is gonna be the real-life Alexandria. Just wait. Imma put up some walls, lots of walls. Those zombies won't even get in. This is gonna be great. The world is ending, but I get to live out like a zombie movie hero. Can't wait. This is gonna be fun.

All those zombies are slow as hell. If I die, I'm sure as hell not gonna get done in by a zombie. I'll go out in the best way possible. Maybe I won't even die. Who knows?

All I know is that this is gonna be so cool.