Oh, Say Can You See?

She's Ethiopian, he's a Bostonian.

He's a kike, she's a dyke.

He drives a Humvee, she's has HIV.

She's wears the pants, he likes to dance.

She's a bitch, he's extremely rich.

He's favorable, she's adorable.

She's pansexual, he's heterosexual.

He's eats poi, she enjoys soy.

She into fitness, he has a mental illness.

He is a brother, she is a mother.

He is black, she served in Iraq.

She is a prostitute, He destitute.

She is a niece, he is obese.

He is a satanist, she is an atheist.

He reads, she bleeds.

She competent, he's impotent.

She is a workaholic, he is an alcoholic.

He is a perfectionist, she is a receptionist.

He is Asian, she is Caucasian.

She is transgender, he is a gender bender.

She is vegetarian, he is a librarian.

He is a pedophile, she is a ghetto child.

He is a hoarder, she crossed the border.

She is Southern Baptist, he is Buddhist.

These are my neighbors.

This is our neighborhood.

We are all Americans!

Land of the Free, home of the Brave.