The last Family Thanksgiving
A beautiful day started just right
the family all came
like the years before
they began to talk
someone remembered
the last time we were here
we had thanksgiving
slept on the porch
no you must be wrong
there never was one
but oh I remember
a shush o'er the the eating
as a secret revealed
Mother had gone
to an old boyfriends house
she'd told the kids
it was grandma's house
the fight that ensued
Dad stood up
said he was through
first the potatoes flew
into Mom's hair
then with a sneer
she threw the gravy
his head was drenched
someone said
pass me the turkey
and everyone did
needless to say
it was a free for all
as cranberry sauce
slid down the wall
screaming and yelling
some started to cry
as Mom said the children
are mine
you have just one of the five
that was the end of the free for all