Twinkies

Day One: My neighbors are starting to make strange noises during the day. They make growling noises. I am not sure why, but I feel like I should not go over there.

I really have a hankering for a Twinkie right now.

Day Two: Well, I heard a very loud scream come over from the neighbors house. It could just be that the neighbor is just watching a horror movie. However, what if it was really someone's scream? Should I go over there. Nah. Mr. Hunt would never hurt a woman, especially his wife.

I also went to the store today and picked up a box of Twinkies. I ate one of them. With the delectable creaminess inside, who in there right mind wouldn't want one?

Day Three: The noises from Mr. Hunt's house has stopped, but now he wandering the streets and he left his door wide open. He is limping and I was thinking about going out there and lending him a hand, but the mail man came over to him. Surely he would help.

Day Four: My Twinkies are gone. I don't know how or where, but they are just gone. The rappers where all around me when I woke up. I may have a problem with my sleep-eating.

When I was walking down to the grocery store to get more Twinkies, I noticed that there are a lot more people wandering the streets aimlessly. There is a lot of red liquid on the ground and I think I also may have seen a corpse. I'm just glad that it's Halloween because it would be suspicious otherwise. They also had a buy one get one free sale on Twinkies, so I took all of the boxes. I may have a problem.

Day Five: By my calculations, I should have enough Twinkies for about two months assuming that I could eat ten Twinkies a day. While I was doing the math, I realized that there was no car noises coming from outside. The birds were tweeting and everything seemed okay.

I took a walk as well in order to burn off my Twinkie calories and I saw Mr. Hunt. He really isn't looking good. He has a really bad limp now and is skin looks gray. He tried to follow me down the street and I am assuming he was trying to prank me so "I ran away screaming for my life". Apparently, others found it funny and they started to follow me. Then I heard another person scream and they all started to go towards the sound. I made it back to the house and started to watch the news. They started saying something about how "The world is going to end" and "Abominations are bringing down humanity". Then the power went out and the T.V. turned off. It was probably just a story about some movie that is coming out. Luckily, I have a backup generator for the lights and the T.V..

Day Six: I started to watch the Star Wars movies again. When work calls me back in, I'll come. Surely if they needed a Neurologist to come then they would have called me. I finished a couple boxes of Twinkies already and they are delicious. What I like most about them is that they last FOREVER. They never do expire so I can take all the time in the world eating them.

Day ???: I lost the journal for around a month or two. I just realized today that I am on my last box of Twinkies and I should probably head into town to get some more. There is someone at the door, I guess I'll write in it in a second.

The End