On Evil Queenliness

As a Princess, one will, as a matter of course, reach a point when one must begin considering one’s inevitable career path switch to Evil Queen. Preparation must really begin while one is *still* Fairest Of Them All. To wait much beyond this will undoubtedly impose unfortunate restrictions upon one’s future Evil Queenery. Preserving one’s Fairness is crucial to so many Evil Queen machinations. Mature Beauty is a grand asset against Uppity Young Princesses. To use accessible Disney imagery as an example, whether said Beauty takes the form of Classical Beauty (Queen Grimhilde from Snow White), Gaunt, Majesterial Beauty (Maleficent of Sleeping Beauty), or even Lush, Overtly Sexual Beauty (Ursula from The Little Mermaid), one will always retain more power as an Evil Queen as long as one may retain one’s particular form of Beauty. Princessly Beauty always depends upon Youth, while Evil Queenly Beauty can take myriad forms, and shine in all of them. But a Princess who knows what’s good for her will not rely on Fleeting Youth to tide her over. The Truly Fairest Of Them All will be wise enough to lay in stores of Internal, Experiential Beauty from her earliest years, in advance of encroaching Evil Queenliness. This Beauty is what will guide a Princess into True, Exquisite, Effective Evil and over that oft-times very traumatic threshold betwixt Princess and Queen. Even as a Young, Lovely Thing, a Princess must keep her wits about her and her eyes open to all Future Princess Upstart threats so she will never be caught off guard, as an Evil Queen, by a sneaky, surprising Damn Whippersnapper Princess on her lawn. Constant Vigilance, A Good Moisturizer With Sunscreen, and all the aforementioned stores of Internal Beauty based on Life Experience (i.e.: not simply lounging in the palace courtyard all day, every day) will see any Princess through to her altogether more fulfilling, enchanting, magical, and just plain FUN future as a Perfectly Evil Queen.