How to Write a Country Song 101

Something about rain

and mama done died

my old hound dogs howlin'

and my little girls a cryin'

the truck it is broke

and I'm out on parole

I'm gettin' right with Jesus

to save my damned soul

my wife she done left me

for my best friend Raul

I got drunk and grabbed betsy

and fired off some rounds

I'm reavaluatin' my sexuality

I might swing both ways

I'm confused and excited

Ah might be a hom-o-sex-u-al

maybe I'm trapped in

another gender's skin

I blame poor genetics

and my hillbilly kin

sometimes I'm alone

and I break down and weep

I listen to Daft Punk

and drift into sleep .......