Perfect break-up kit

If you find yourself dumped by some jerk of a guy don't you cry. Instead, draw a hot bath filled with bubbles. Soak. Relieving stress with lilacs and vanilla shampoo. Two shots of whiskey with turtle ice cream chaser cleanse his memories away. Once you have become a prune wrap yourself in fuzzy pajamas. Crawl into bed. Surrounding yourself in fluffy warm comfort. And fall asleep to your favorite tunes that he never let you listen to. And in the morning find yourself renewed with a massage and new hair-do.