The Story of Jesus, a Syrian Child

1 And it came to pass in those days, that there went out of Aleppo ISIS vigilantes, that all the world should know terror.

2 (and this terror was first made known when George W. was President of the United States.)

3 And all went to escape through the borders, every one with their own families.

4 And Joseph also went up from Bustan, out of the city of Aleppo, into Alexandria, unto the city of Escape, which is called the shortest route to the Mediterranean; (because he was of a mind to get away from terror quickly:)

5 To escape with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.

6 And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered.

7 And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a raft; because there was no room for them in the boat.

8 And there were in the same world reporters abiding in the field, keeping watch over their twitter accounts by night.

9 And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.

10 And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.

11 For unto you is born this day on the shores of Alexandria a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord.

12 And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in his mothers arms.

13 And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying,

14 Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.

15 And it came to pass, as the angels were gone away from them into heaven, the reporters said one to another, Let us eventually go even unto the Mediterranean, and see this thing which is come to pass, which the Lord hath made known unto us.

16 And they came with delay, and found Mary, and Joseph, and the babe lying on the northern shores.

17 And when they had seen it, they discovered they were too late. They made known abroad what happened concerning this child, for he had drowned.

18 And all they that heard it wondering at those things which were told them by the media.

19 But Mary kept all these things, and pondered them in her heart.

20 And the reporters returned, glorifying and praising the Breaking News Stories that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

21 And when eight days were accomplished after the death of the child, his name was called JESUS or AYLAN in terms of he who drowned, and the photo went viral, the world moved on.