Sexy apertif

How do you arrive at these combinations? This is clearly a recipe.

1 pair panties

2 sticks of butter

3 cigarettes

4 porcupine quills

5 lilacs

6 cheese melts

7 ripe mangoes

Puree lilac into mango. Smoke one cigarette. Rub yourself down with 2 sticks of butter and then melt the cheese on your smoking lips. Smoke another cigarette. Finally, remove cheese and use porcupine quills as skewers. Coat with lilac/mango puree. Smoke final cigarette and serve chilled.