Rise and shine

On the pillow to a nursery rhyme

I bump my head seven fold

So I'll sleep soft and rise on time

To changed weather bright and fine

Just like my dear old granny told. 

You know I love her witchy wiles

Well the weather it has changed

And to the sun I rise and smile

Like l've not done for a while

Just like it was all arranged. 

Wait! Have I passed this way before?

I ask myself while rubbing eyes

I'm in a strange bed, and more

I can't say who beside me snores

These facts are a big surprise. 

Rise and smile old granny said

Take it like a man and grin

Now I'll bump less hard my head

Try a different rhyme instead

And maybe even lay off the gin.