What I’m saying vs. what I’m thinking

Now you want a compliment? I'm trying to think of one

(I hope you're the first man to land on the sun)

You're okay looking, I suppose,

(shall I compare thee to a withered rose?)

You light up the room when you enter it

(the rest of the girls swoon. I vomit)

If you asked me out, I might say yes

(If there was an apocalypse and you were the only guy left)

And not even to mention that charming personality!

(you're a manwhore at best. I'd rather date a tree.)