Writing A Book

I don't know if this has been done before, but, if not....

I want to write a book titled, "A Book." Then I can be famous for being the author of "A Book." People will ask their friends, "Have you read 'A Book'?" and their friends will say, "which book?" And they'll say, "it's 'A Book' by Sayhan Abdullah Nadheer," to which their confused friends will say, "Which one though?"