Take a load off

Sometimes, you just gotta take a load off and relax for a bit.  After all, doctors say that stress is a huge problem in America and doctors are never wrong.  So sit back, grab a drink, smoke a cigarette, go to church, however you relax and just think to yourself.  Not to anyone else, other people are confusing and there's always something that offends them, leads to an argument, which leads to stress.  Just t h i n k to yourself but not about yourself.  Your life is stressful, and you're the center of it so stay away from you, think about trees, or that squirrel you saw out of the corner of your eye, or how leaves provide nutrients for the plant they fall off of which basically means plants self cannibalize.  The more intricate you get, the more complicated and deep in thought the better.  Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a load off, and think about how to make a good ending.