Two Parts

Part One:  Meditation

Okay, I'm going to sit here in complete silence, close my eyes and relax. Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in...what's that smell? Did the dog pee on the carpet again? Ugh, I thought she was over that. I gotta to find it and try out the new carpet spot remover. Wait, did I remember to buy it last time I went to Target? Oh yeah, I did. I wanted to try that new brand, the one I read about in a magazine. Got good reviews from people who actually used it. I'll never buy a new brand without someone saying it worked. Except for that time my sister told me that miracle scrubbing sponge was truly a miracle. That thing didn't do crap for my shower stall door. Just as much lime deposit as when I started. Or is it Lyme, like the disease? What IS lime deposit, anyway? Where does it come from? Soap? Shampoo? The water? If it's the water, why isn't there lime/Lyme build-up in my sink? Or my in my washing machine? Oh crap, I have to fold the load of laundry in the dryer before it gets all wrinkled.

Part Two:  Two Minutes Later....

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