Challenge
Write a list of things you know. Like, really KNOW IN YOUR BONES. Don't think about it, just start writing furiously until you run out of fluid truth.
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Just Pardoning My French
-I will never think about 1 thing without 9 other thoughts in my brain.
-I can eat 100% organic food, but it sounds lame.
-There will never be a time machine, because we've never seen one.
-Life will always have a problem, and that's great.
-That one time I got a therapist, he quit because of me.
-My teeth will never seem white enough to me
-I'll never feel like I run fast enough
-Southern cookin' is the best
-A world without chicken is also a world without me.
-Due to my Irish blood, I'll likely be an alcoholic for a year or so
-The word swag will eventually be in that section of our history books that makes you think 'Everyone was weird at that time.'
-Haters gonna hate
-Breaker's gonna break
-I'm just gonna shake it off