Some Haikus...

My face is melting

The fire consumes my body

Black smoke fills my lungs

Blood rains from the sky

Every breath tastes of copper

GET AWAY FROM HER!

Grocery shopping

12 am in a WalMart

This isn't a life

My wife just left me

She took my money and kids

No more will to live

Are we having cod?

No John, that's just my girlfriend.

I can't afford cod!

My wiener is small

It is very very small

My wiener is small