The King of Beers

For the love of something

More than money

She fell in love with his name

But sweet Ann Heiser

Was never the wiser

That so much was her shame

So when charming Charlie

Got a bit snarly

Ann Heiser was quite taken aback

Because charming Charlie

With his woody so gnarly

Just wanted to get her in the sack

He reached that night

Under her dress

Causing Ann such great distress

When placing his hand upon her bare cheek

In a manner both modest and meek

She uttered hardly more than a hush

As he moved his fingers forward slowly

He certainly was not in a rush

To find that warm place so hairy and holy

Where he finally grabbed hold

He Fingering her with hardly a hush

Having reached his damp destination

His hand on her Ann Heiser Bush!

(c) BAM