The man walked his dog,

Like he always did.

His nose was wet,

Like it always was, he thought.

Then the dog fell down a hill,

Like it never did.

The doctor said it wouldn't make it,

Unless it got a liver.

He cut his stomach open,

Said 'Take mine', so he did.

If you see a dog with a human liver,

Running around.

Say hello like you always would.