April 15
Dear Diary,
Dream come true!!! I just saw my first zombie! Killed it to! Rusty old screw driver right to the head! At first I was kind of freaking out because it was Donny from my math class and I've always thought he was really cute but zombie didn't really look to great on him, you know what I mean? Anyways so I was like totally freaking out because I mean at least in a way I guess he kind of liked me back but only because he wanted to eat my flesh. So it was a lot of conflicting emotions but I've always wanted to kill a zombie WAY more than I wanted a boyfriend. So I picked up the screw driver walked on over to him and <em>crunch! splash! squirt! </em>Screw diver went in, screw driver came out. I ran straight back home to tell Daddy. He was so super stoked(not so much that I thought Donny was cute back that I killed him). Then we grabbed our ten year food, water supply loaded it in to the truck, packed up our 50L of gasoline, all our weapons, bows, knives, machetes, guns, cross bows, rocket launchers, explosives, EVERYTHING. And we were on our way to our zombie apocalypse shelter where the rest of our supplies was waiting. On the way we saw so many of the freaks that one time Daddy let me get out of the truck and clear the road it was awesome! I was using a sledge hammer ad taking them down two at a time, except when I was after Joanna. I don't like Joanna. I took my time with that one. Daddy said that wasn't nice. I even learned how to use the rocket launcher!!!! We blasted down an over run apartment building and two cleared out super markets. We finally made it to the shelter then we started hunting gathering, and purifying more water. We probably have enough stocks to last us 30+ years. Daddy says the only thing we will have to leave the for is to find mates, for...you know...breeding and such. That's all for now because I have to go whittle bone in to dishes and weapons and such!