Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom lived a princess, alone in a tower. And she was totally fine with that. I mean, who wants to share coffee in the morning with someone else anyway? She had a great job, a couple of guys she dated casually, and a yoga routine.

The End.

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom under the sea, lived a princess mermaid who was really sick of being a fish. Plus, her dad was so overbearing. So she got some legs from Amazon, worked hard in school, and landed a scholarship to Harvard Law, where she graduated the head of her class.

The End.

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom lived a princess with skin as white as snow. The queen hated her for being so pretty, so she left. She is now a Victoria’s Secret model and exclusively dates short men.

The End.

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom lived a princess who had a curse put on her by a moody and evil witch. Instead of keeping in on the down low, her parents told her to steer clear of any and all spinning wheels. Informed, she avoided the curse and no one died.

The End.

Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom lived a girl with a step-mother who was a nightmare. Along with her two daughters, she treated our hero like a slave. So she filed for emancipation, won, and started her own house cleaning business. She fell in love with the lawyer who handled her case, who used to be a mermaid. They are getting married this summer.

The End.