My Poor Unfortunate Soul

So you'll admit these three days past you've been a failure.

You must be joking if you thought you could succeed.

And now you crawl back to my lair,

The horrid news you have to bear,

Though you know I am aware, oh yes indeed,

You see,

I can fortunately tell our deal has ended,

Because you lost the boy for whom you would obsess.

Oh dear lady please don't cry,

All you had to do was try,

To win a kiss that would have ended all your stress, how pathetic...

You poor unfortunate soul!

Out of time, you're mine!

Serves you right for really thinking,

Such a man could have been yours.

So idiotic,

You fled to me,

You poor unfortunate soul!

I win! You lose!

I can see it in your eyes now,

"Why did you do this to me?"

I tried to help you,

Yes it's true,

And maybe once there was a day,

I may have gotten in the way,

But you should know by now that's how blackmailing goes!

I broke your heart and made you weak,

Now if only you could speak,

You poor unfortunate soul!

And I've seen how you believed he was enamored.

You thought he'd fallen head right over heels.

Perhaps a lover sure to be,

But in the end he'd chosen me,

But after all, I just don't feel the way he feels.

Come on, this all was just your fate waiting to happen.

There was no chance that I would ever let you win!

Now you cry, you beg, you scream,

But now I'm living out my dream,

The ocean fell to me, Oh where do I begin?

Such a poor unfortunate soul!

Lost my bet,

Made your choice!

I've got business to attend to and it's best for me to start,

Thanks to you I can rejoice!

I've reached my ultimate goal!

Too bad, you fool!

You thought you could be rid of me,

But I won't let you go!

Say goodbye, say your prayers,

Give just one last kiss to blow,

Every creature, every feature will be

Under my control!

My poor unfortunate soul!