Mother Natures’ Perverted Gifts

Delightfully I wake, thank goodness sake.

Another busy day awaits.

For I do my daily routine, begin brushing my teeth oh so clean.

My hair is a mess, but have no fear, there is no need for distress.

My sweatpants are comfy and no bras or panties.

My black shirt oh so comfy.

Purple and gray socks for the cold morning floor , 

I tiptoe out of the shared room where roommate and boyfriend still snore.

Continuing the day, Mother Nature seems so far away.

She hears the news of a new man in the room,

quickly she travels my way.

She knows I miss my lover, she begins to make my uterus an ugly bundle.

I change to get ready to work, then I feel a leak start to spurt.

"Fuck you mother nature," always creeping when thought unheard.